Tattoo for my lover qnd coming out?

Hi I'm 19 and gay ..there I said it.. I've been in the closet from my parents since I knew I was gay n I have a boyfriend who is my lover and I know we will be together forever... he encouraged me to come out to my parents on Easter Sunday. So I am..my parents are big church people so I'm scared but I can do it with my lover bruno by myside ...bruno suggested I come out by getting his penis tattooed on my neck and when I go to Easter brunch with my family they will ask about it and ill tell them I'm here I'm queer get used to it..I think its a great idea but there's something I'm worried about.... what will I order for brunch we r going to this really nice five star place that just opened n I'm not sure what to get...does anyone have a type of meal to suggest?